Cock Blocks A Cock block (cockblock, or cockblocker) is normally a person who prohibits, or attempts to prohibit another man from hooking up with, approaching, or talking to a female, or multiple females. According to an article by a freelance writer, Joshua Bernstein, in the New York Press, cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants."

These are the kinds of people you want to try and avoid having around as they have a negative attitude and they are not good friends. If you knew a cock block who has tried to ruin your chances of scoring, and he succeeded-it's ok. Here are some methods of disarming cock blocks through simple verbal communication and humiliation.

Usually a cock block is a selfish and pompous alpha-male. These men are insecure and hate it when other guys are scoring. Disarming a cock block is all about being cool, calm, and playful with words. Depending if the guy is a meathead or a Roider, you may have to take a couple of different approaches when dealing with these assholes.

Approach One: Disarming the Cock Blocks (CB)

When you are talking to a woman and the alpha male starts cock blocking, you turn the conversation around and say, "Hey man I'm not gay or anything, but you didn't have to approach me in that manner to get my attention. However you seem like a really cool guy." Depending on his reaction, if he flips out, tell him that there's nothing wrong with wanting to meet a guy at a bar and that you'll buy him a beer. If he reacts more intensely, you tell him, "Look man, behaving like that will not impress the ladies, you need to be smoother, less aggressive." This way you are provoking him, but in a way that makes him think with his brain and not with his fists.

From there, you give the girl a time constraint. Tell her, "I should get back to my friends, but I'll come see you later?" This way it gives her time to let everything sink in, and you also don't seem desperate to talk to her. Women don't like guys that are too into them, especially if you just met them!

Approach Two: Be-friending the Cock Blocks

This method of disarming the cockblock is Mystery's approach. Instead of the initial approach of talking to the girl right away, select your target and have her be the one you initially ignore. This means, if she is in a group of friends, start be-friending all of the potential cockblocks (her guy friends, her girl friends, anyone who looks like they don't want you to seduce her). You can do this by sparking a conversation with a good opener. See Openers for more ways of initiating conversations.

Once you have all of their attention and they are taking an interest in you, now you can make your move on the target. Always remember to give them a time constraint- let the pussy marinate!

These are some ways you can avoid having a cock block ruin your night. Try variations, understand the psychology and come up with your own, and test them out in the field!

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