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Funny Sex Positions

Funny Sex Positions can either be to lighten the mood, or just to have more general fun during intercourse. You can do comical positions like these with the use of Sex Toys or other unanimous objects. Some can be intentionally funny, while others may be due to a failed attempt at another position. Some people (mostly male) give labels or names to certain sex positions, usually with a particular relation or comparison to something found somewhere else.

Another aspect of trying comical sexual positions is that who is the purpose? Is it for both partners, or is one attempting to try and change the position for comedic purposes for themselves. Below is a short list of some of the funniest sex positions.

Alligator Fuckhouse - This sex position falls into the latter category and is typically, although not necessarily done by the male. The way in which this position is accomplished is that during intercourse the male will bite on his partner’s neck, while wrapping his arms and legs around them, and begin rolling around wildly.

Eiffel Tower - This is when two men and one woman engage in sex and the female is in the doggy style position, receiving either anal or vaginal penetration, while performing fellatio on the other male. The males then join one or more hands and form what appears to be the Eiffel Tower.

The Slinky - This is when you and your partner engage in a 69 position, curl up and thus roll down a set of stairs while maintaining constant contact with their genitals to continually give stimulation to your partner.

The Inconsistent Driver - This is where the female - again in a doggy style position, is receiving from her partner, and the partner ‘changes lanes’ without signaling or prior notice to the female.

The Egyptian - This is where one man can penetrate two women simultaneously at once by the use of a strap-on harness. The male wears the harness backwards and has each female in the doggy style position while he moves back and forth stimulating both females. For added affect the male can position his wrists and forearms in a 90-degree angle, similar to ancient Egyptian reliefs, while listening to “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles.

Fish style - This same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.

Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.

Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

The Boltergeist - This position must be done with a tag-team partner (usually two males). You must also be near a window. With the lights out, you are banging a girl facing a window in the doggy style position. Your buddy then comes in ready, and you slide out and switch; let your buddy start doing her. Then, you walk around the side and appear on the window, facing the girl. Then you wave and perform a facial on her.

Sloth StyleForeplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.

The Rodeo - In a closet or somewhere dark, perform sexual intercourse with your partner and then wrap your arms around her and hold on tight. You then whisper in her ear, "I have AIDS". She then will try and throw you off like a bull, you must ride the rodeo and see how long you can stay on without falling off!

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